The Blue Workhorse

Have Yao Ming and Miley Cyrus ever met each other? I don’t know. Is that relevant for this article? Not really.

What matters is that Yao Ming is 27 years old. Roger Clemens was 28 years old.

Miley Cyrus is 15 years old, so was Mindy McCready. Cyrus sings country music, so did McCready.

Are you disgusted yet? If the thought of the 7-foot-6, square-headed Chinese basketball player cavorting with the diminutive smiling face of the youngest generation’s #1 star doesn’t disturb you just because of the logistics of their two diverse body types and appearances, the thought of their age gap should be enough to make you shudder.

While troublesome players have repeatedly been given second chances in the league, Pollack won’t be getting that second opportunity. So, while Adam ‘Pacman’ Jones appears to be poised to be reinstated into the NFL, Michael Vick is being allowed to keep money from the Atlanta Falcons, and several of his Cincinnati Bengals teammates have been suspended (some on multiple occasions), it appears David Pollack, who was drafted as much for his upstanding character as for his football talents, is going to be forced to retire due to a broken neck after playing only 16 career games.

According to MediaTakeOut.com, which claims to be “The Most Visited Black Website In The World,” ex-Atlanta Falcons quarterback and current inmate Michael Vick a.ka. Ron Mexico isn’t finding life in prison to be as peachy as Georgia is.
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Vick is currently serving a 23-month prison stint stemming from his conviction on dogfighting conspiracy charges. It’s unfortunate that Vick is going through hell in prison — unfortunate, for all the Falcons’ teammates, coaches, and fans that he screwed over, but I bet all of those dogs that Vick harmed were never able to pay for protection in the ‘hell’ that was his kennels.