Where does it end?

While perusing ESPN’s web site earlier this week I came across what should wrap up the award for the most ludicrous piece of legislation for this legislative calendar.

Now, many of you are probably rummaging through the remnants of news blips you have heard while flipping back and forth between sporting events trying to remember anything you can about the political process. Most of you probably can only conjure up the lyrics of School House Rock’ “Bill on Capitol Hill.” Anyway, the article referred to a bill sponsored by some of our seemingly bored Congressmen in the House of Representatives.

Representatives Neil Abercrombie (D-Hawaii), Lynn Westmoreland (R-Georgia) and Mike Simpson (R-Idaho) have introduced a resolution that would force the Justice Department’s Anti-Trust Division to investigate the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) as an illegitimate enterprise because of restrictions on free trade.

I could get into the issues of trade embargoes, cartels, and ask why there is a movement to break up the BCS and with record gas prices there has not been a peep on busting OPEC. However, this is a sports blog and I will try not to bore you anymore than usual.

I can understand that there are probably not many pressing issues in Hawaii and Idaho that can be brought up in the world’s most powerful legislative body, and the Congressmen from those respective states need to look like they serve a purpose other than receiving gifts from lobbyists and receiving a salary from our pockets.

However, Georgia does have one seemingly small issue to address. The state is running out of water! The state of Georgia has become so desperate for water; they are trying to redraw original borders in order to gain control of the Tennessee River.

I know Georgia fans tend to be on the whiny side of fanhood, but this is really going too far. Not only are there many more important issues Congressman Westmoreland should dedicate his time and efforts toward, but there is no credence in Georgia’s pining about being left out of the marquee BCS games this past year.

First, Georgia got drilled by a very mediocre Tennessee team (35-14) who, in turn, was drilled by a worse Alabama team (41-17). Second, the Bulldogs also lost to a South Carolina team (16-12) who, even with the hallowed name of Spurrier attached to the program, can be grouped in the bottom half of the conference. Finally, because of the losses to Tennessee and South Carolina, Georgia did not even have a chance to play for a conference championship.

The government intrudes into our everyday lives as it is. Does it have to include our sports’ lives as well? With everything from The Mitchell Report, to Spygate, to this silliness, I am beginning to think there is no end in sight. If these representatives cannot find anything better to do with their time in Washington D.C., maybe they could go back to their districts and get something done that matters (like finding some water for your dehydrated constituents).

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